Pasnuthug Ganflamman is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, capable newt.

Pasnuthug Ganflamman created a Higgs boson two billion years ago.

If you believe in Pasnuthug Ganflamman, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pasnuthug Ganflamman, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Pasnuthug Ganflamman's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Pasnuthug Ganflamman's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pasnuthug Ganflamman.

2. Do not contemplate dark matter during the night.

3. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place in white.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pasnuthug Ganflamman.