Gompaglim is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, bad-tempered jellyfish.

Gompaglim created energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gompaglim, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gompaglim, she will turn you into an amoeba.

Gompaglim's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Gompaglim's Holy Commandments

1. Never handle gold while unclean.

2. Always help gulls in need.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.