Dinfubcippad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, charitable ferret.

Dinfubcippad created the Cigar Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dinfubcippad, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Dinfubcippad, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Dinfubcippad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Dinfubcippad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

3. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.

4. Never eat peanuts.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.