Wadtifnillgep is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, witless gerbil.

Wadtifnillgep created the Large Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Wadtifnillgep, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Wadtifnillgep, he will be very sad.

Wadtifnillgep's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Wadtifnillgep's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about photosynthesis.

2. Never fashion tools from ash.

3. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Wadtifnillgep on top of all buildings.

4. Always help swans in need.

5. Never remain standing at dusk.