Linlogbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, boastful snail.

Linlogbaf created humankind three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Linlogbaf, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Linlogbaf, it will turn you into a small brown duck.

Linlogbaf's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Linlogbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never curse while facing north.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never talk about sharks.

4. Never talk about planets.

5. Never look at asteroids.