Bigvinmob is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, unthinking penguin.

Bigvinmob created the Sol system four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bigvinmob, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Bigvinmob, she will strike you with lightening.

Bigvinmob's most sacred site is Poloka in Botswana.

Bigvinmob's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Do not bounce at forests.

5. Do not speak of quantum field theory near sacred fires.