Cipcimgutveg is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, narcissistic camel.

Cipcimgutveg created life six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cipcimgutveg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cipcimgutveg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Cipcimgutveg's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Cipcimgutveg's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never wear tights.

4. Erect a giant aluminium sculpture of Cipcimgutveg in the centre of the settlement.

5. Never think about stars.