Binzanneg is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, impressive snail.

Binzanneg created a bottom quark six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binzanneg, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Binzanneg, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Binzanneg's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Binzanneg's Holy Commandments

1. Heed all visions.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Binzanneg.

3. Hide from mauve ants for they are unholy.

4. Remain kneeling during prayer.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.