Rapbomtail is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, humorless cat.

Rapbomtail created matter three million years ago.

If you believe in Rapbomtail, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Rapbomtail, it will turn you into a rat.

Rapbomtail's most sacred site is Polagam in India.

Rapbomtail's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching carbon.

2. Pray only in firelight.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not fashion tools from gold.