Tenxemarmbonkster Sakvedcib is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, all-knowing hare.

Tenxemarmbonkster Sakvedcib created tapeworms six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tenxemarmbonkster Sakvedcib, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Tenxemarmbonkster Sakvedcib, he will throw large rocks at you.

Tenxemarmbonkster Sakvedcib's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Tenxemarmbonkster Sakvedcib's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Tenxemarmbonkster Sakvedcib in the centre of the settlement.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never gather six sharks near wells.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.