Cunrotdib Cam is a god.

He takes the form of a large, sage fox.

Cunrotdib Cam created the planet Venus three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cunrotdib Cam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cunrotdib Cam, he will send minions to preach to you.

Cunrotdib Cam's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cunrotdib Cam's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear plain shorts during rituals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Cunrotdib Cam.

4. Never approach mountains carrying wood.

5. Do not place cucumbers upon stone.