Dutratstan is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, tranquil hyena.

Dutratstan created Africa three million years ago.

If you believe in Dutratstan, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dutratstan, he will remove you from existence.

Dutratstan's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Dutratstan's Holy Commandments

1. Never record signs.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

4. Never go into indigo rooms.

5. Pray towards the north.