Dapmobmil is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, temperamental cow.

Dapmobmil created the Whirlpool Galaxy eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapmobmil, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dapmobmil, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Dapmobmil's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Dapmobmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always obey Dapmobmil's priests.

4. Never fashion tools from ash.

5. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.