Hamtaftad is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, tranquil hamster.

Hamtaftad created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hamtaftad, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Hamtaftad, it will torture you forever.

Hamtaftad's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Hamtaftad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at walls at midday.

2. Never curse while facing west.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not resist fate.

5. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.