Banhaksit is a god.
He takes the form of a giant, generous
naga.
Banhaksit created life seven quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Banhaksit, he will give you lots of gold.
If you do not believe in
Banhaksit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.
Banhaksit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.
Banhaksit's Holy Commandments1. Shun those given to sloth.
2. Never think about galaxies.
3. Pray only in darkness.
4. Do not eat bread.
5. Erect four platinum sculptures of Banhaksit on top of important buildings.