Banhaksit is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, generous naga.

Banhaksit created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Banhaksit, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Banhaksit, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Banhaksit's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Banhaksit's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to sloth.

2. Never think about galaxies.

3. Pray only in darkness.

4. Do not eat bread.

5. Erect four platinum sculptures of Banhaksit on top of important buildings.