Metpibhat Higvabcem is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, effective dragonfly.

Metpibhat Higvabcem created snails three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Metpibhat Higvabcem, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Metpibhat Higvabcem, he will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Metpibhat Higvabcem's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Metpibhat Higvabcem's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bread.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never leap in holy places.

4. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Metpibhat Higvabcem on top of all buildings.

5. Never touch oil while blessed.