Yarl is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, narcissistic jaguar.

Yarl created an electron seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Yarl, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Yarl, it will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Yarl's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Yarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at dawn.

2. Heed all dreams.

3. Do not wear turquoise clothing.

4. Always check lakes for frogs.

5. Erect a giant silver sculpture of Yarl in the centre of the settlement.