Pakmidzannel is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, kind bear.

Pakmidzannel created an atom three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pakmidzannel, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pakmidzannel, it will think nothing of it.

Pakmidzannel's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Pakmidzannel's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility.

2. Never eat bananas.

3. Never allow bats to witness sacred rites.

4. Never eat aubergines on fasting days.

5. Never skip near capybaras.