Wigboggepvolpon is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, caring crane.

Wigboggepvolpon created the Andromeda Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Wigboggepvolpon, it will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Wigboggepvolpon, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Wigboggepvolpon's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Wigboggepvolpon's Holy Commandments

1. Never remain bowed at midnight.

2. Never point your legs toward the east during prayer.

3. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

4. Never whisper while facing north.

5. Never gather nine grasshopers near doors.