Mifstaning Futmobgub Badgatmot is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, moody raven.

Mifstaning Futmobgub Badgatmot created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mifstaning Futmobgub Badgatmot, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mifstaning Futmobgub Badgatmot, he will turn you into a snail.

Mifstaning Futmobgub Badgatmot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Mifstaning Futmobgub Badgatmot's Holy Commandments

1. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Never remain bowed at dusk.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Never eat bark.