Tomcimwee is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, happy chicken.

Tomcimwee created the Cigar Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Tomcimwee, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Tomcimwee, she will boil you in a big pot.

Tomcimwee's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Tomcimwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt mice.

2. Always maintain obedience during fasting days.

3. Always wear cyan.

4. Never write about ribonucleic acid.

5. Do not record secrets concerning nebulae.