Venquillyam is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, calm guinea pig.

Venquillyam created humanity six million years ago.

If you believe in Venquillyam, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Venquillyam, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Venquillyam's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Venquillyam's Holy Commandments

1. Never leap near tapirs.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate mites.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Remain standing during prayer.

5. Do not make images of living things.