Vogquatdimnurtcibbarnflab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, able eagle.

Vogquatdimnurtcibbarnflab created the Sombrero Galaxy eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Vogquatdimnurtcibbarnflab, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vogquatdimnurtcibbarnflab, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Vogquatdimnurtcibbarnflab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Vogquatdimnurtcibbarnflab's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow porpoises to witness sacred rites.

2. Never speak of balance in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always share oranges with strangers, but never with manatees.