Cebcamcub is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, tranquil bear.

Cebcamcub created the planet Saturn four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cebcamcub, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Cebcamcub, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cebcamcub's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cebcamcub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Do not wear corsets marked with green.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not travel during summer.