Henyamflow is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely large, deceitful goblin.

Henyamflow created oxygen eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Henyamflow, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Henyamflow, it will strike you with lightening.

Henyamflow's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Henyamflow's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Draw representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Learn seven new languages a year.

4. Do not record signs concerning comets.

5. Respect your elders.