Pancepmut is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, all-knowing butterfly.

Pancepmut created the Small Magellanic Cloud two years ago.

If you believe in Pancepmut, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Pancepmut, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Pancepmut's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pancepmut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Do not step barefoot upon pink earth.

3. Never leap in autumn.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Never jump in the presence of elders.