Mincan is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, two-faced seal.

Mincan created parasitic wasps two million years ago.

If you believe in Mincan, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Mincan, she will strike you with lightening.

Mincan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Mincan's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove dresses before entering holy places.

2. Do not gather at bridges at dawn.

3. Never mix lemons with blood.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

5. Never think about thermodynamics near sheep while wearing gray shoes and balancing four gold spheres on your back.