Dudyogwad is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, quiet cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dudyogwad created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudyogwad, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dudyogwad, it will remove you from existence.

Dudyogwad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Dudyogwad's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never wear purple shorts on sacred days.

3. Do not wear blue clothing.

4. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never proclaim while facing south.