Yimquartquag is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely fat, contented lizard.

Yimquartquag created the Sol system three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimquartquag, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Yimquartquag, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Yimquartquag's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Yimquartquag's Holy Commandments

1. Remain standing during prayer.

2. Always make sure there are no tortoises in a building before entering it.

3. Never prepare melons during spring.

4. Never point your feet toward the west during prayer.

5. Always remove hats before entering holy places.