Hammabyik is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, unthinking rat.

Hammabyik created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hammabyik, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hammabyik, he will turn you into a dog.

Hammabyik's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Hammabyik's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven mice approach from the east.

2. Never wear red dresses on sacred days.

3. Do not contemplate special relativity during the night.

4. Never eat cherries.

5. Never pray while filled with pride.