Citbutmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, unthinking ant.

Citbutmeg created an electron three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Citbutmeg, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Citbutmeg, it will turn you into a mouse.

Citbutmeg's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Citbutmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to cruelty.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not step barefoot upon turquoise earth.

4. Always cleanse oil with water.

5. Do not hurt ants.