Sograpgun is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unselfish lobster.

Sograpgun created dark matter six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sograpgun, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sograpgun, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Sograpgun's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Sograpgun's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sograpgun.

2. You must never eat tomatoes.

3. Do not fashion tools from lead.

4. Never travel toward the east during winter.

5. Do not contemplate spacetime during the night.