Abgomyar Ripdimgeblid is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, benevolent hydra.

Abgomyar Ripdimgeblid created matter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Abgomyar Ripdimgeblid, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Abgomyar Ripdimgeblid, it will torture you forever.

Abgomyar Ripdimgeblid's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Abgomyar Ripdimgeblid's Holy Commandments

1. Never sprint in holy places.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of children.

3. Heed all visions.

4. Never speak at midday.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.