Motonttim is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, selfish hippopotamus.

Motonttim created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Motonttim, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Motonttim, he will have a low opinion of you.

Motonttim's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Motonttim's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

2. You must pray to Motonttim nine times a day.

3. Do not speak sacred words in autumn.

4. Always help birds.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Motonttim.