Pinhonnurl is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, omniscient mouse.

Pinhonnurl created Asia eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pinhonnurl, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Pinhonnurl, she will cry a lot.

Pinhonnurl's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Pinhonnurl's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Erect nine nickel sculptures of Pinhonnurl on top of important buildings.

4. Do not prepare melons while wearing shorts.

5. Never think about quantum gravity.