Flamcubraw is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish coyote.

Flamcubraw created an up quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Flamcubraw, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Flamcubraw, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Flamcubraw's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.

Flamcubraw's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about asteroids.

2. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Do not wear silver on your body.

5. Do not kill eagles.