Kopbetbaf is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, unselfish naga.

Kopbetbaf created a photon four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kopbetbaf, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Kopbetbaf, it will send two she bears to sort you out.

Kopbetbaf's most sacred site is Gohrau in Germany.

Kopbetbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from cyan badgers, for they are unholy.

2. Always make sure there are no goats in a room before entering it.

3. Do not wear boots marked with pink.

4. Never wear red scarves.

5. Always remove coats before touching zinc.