Quagkimnill Poparpbam is a god.

It takes the form of a small, confident unicorn.

Quagkimnill Poparpbam created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Quagkimnill Poparpbam, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Quagkimnill Poparpbam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Quagkimnill Poparpbam's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Quagkimnill Poparpbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear black rings.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

3. Never mix apples with water.

4. Quagkimnill Poparpbam must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Always treat shrews with great respect.