Legwodmip is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, narcissistic penguin.

Legwodmip created the world three billion years ago.

If you believe in Legwodmip, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Legwodmip, he will be very unhappy.

Legwodmip's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Legwodmip's Holy Commandments

1. Always remove stockings before touching iron.

2. Always make sure there are no shrews in a room before entering it.

3. Do not place bananas upon stone.

4. Always cleanse ash with water.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.