Nuttlibhot is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, egotistical shrew.

Nuttlibhot created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nuttlibhot, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Nuttlibhot, it will destroy your home galaxy.

Nuttlibhot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Nuttlibhot's Holy Commandments

1. Always share melons with strangers, but never with dogs.

2. Never pray while filled with envy.

3. Do not fashion tools from carbon.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never fashion tools from clay.