Gepceddit is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, self-assured zebra.

Gepceddit created a down quark eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepceddit, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Gepceddit, it will manifest in front of you.

Gepceddit's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Gepceddit's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.

2. Never think ill of sick geese.

3. Hamsters are not to be trusted.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

5. Worship no other gods but Gepceddit.