Lighogbun is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, fast lizard.

Lighogbun created the cosmos two years ago.

If you believe in Lighogbun, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Lighogbun, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Lighogbun's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Lighogbun's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare apples during summer.

2. Retreat if eight gulls approach from the north.

3. Lighogbun loves doves, so they must be respected.

4. Do not fashion tools from silicon.

5. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Lighogbun on top of all buildings.