Nakfid is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, egotistical crocodile.

Nakfid created the universe four years ago.

If you believe in Nakfid, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Nakfid, he will turn you into a duck.

Nakfid's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Nakfid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not record secrets concerning asteroids.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Worship no other gods but Nakfid.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never wear purple coats.