Mapstigdabfig is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, annoying butterfly.

Mapstigdabfig created the world four million years ago.

If you believe in Mapstigdabfig, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Mapstigdabfig, he will turn you into a snail.

Mapstigdabfig's most sacred site is Temmes in Finland.

Mapstigdabfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ducks.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always wear indigo.

4. Run away if four gulls approach from the east.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Mapstigdabfig.