Dobhigrakmisdanmot is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, boastful monkey.

Dobhigrakmisdanmot created an up quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dobhigrakmisdanmot, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dobhigrakmisdanmot, she will turn you into a frog.

Dobhigrakmisdanmot's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Dobhigrakmisdanmot's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about optics.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in turquoise.

5. Always keep your back turned to the east at sunset.