Cudboggen is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unfair jackal.

Cudboggen created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cudboggen, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Cudboggen, he will name a particularly small and pointless asteroid after you.

Cudboggen's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Cudboggen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during winter.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Feed all hungry tapirs.

5. Never look at nebulae.