Gumhotrullnanlunbell is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, prudent pig.

Gumhotrullnanlunbell created water eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gumhotrullnanlunbell, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gumhotrullnanlunbell, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Gumhotrullnanlunbell's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gumhotrullnanlunbell's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick birds.

2. Never handle lead while unclean.

3. Do not drink water in turquoise rooms.

4. Never point your arms toward the south during prayer.

5. Always face the west before speaking sacred words.