Zogdavpangyat is a god.

She takes the form of a large, loving hydra.

Zogdavpangyat created an up quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Zogdavpangyat, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Zogdavpangyat, she will try to impress you with trees.

Zogdavpangyat's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Zogdavpangyat's Holy Commandments

1. Never hop in the presence of rats.

2. Always make sure there are no sharks in a building before entering it.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching iron.

4. Learn eight new languages a year.

5. Do not drink water in pink rooms.