Futratfud Shavsterhen is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, self-confident fly.

Futratfud Shavsterhen created everything that exists three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Futratfud Shavsterhen, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Futratfud Shavsterhen, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Futratfud Shavsterhen's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Futratfud Shavsterhen's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in blue.

4. Never mark doors with brown.

5. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.