Hingudraw is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, egotistical goose.

Hingudraw created a strange quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Hingudraw, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Hingudraw, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Hingudraw's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Hingudraw's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Do not skip at crossroads.

4. Do not study horizontal gene transfer on holy days.

5. Always keep your back turned to the south at sunset.